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Socials

I've been on various socials over the years, but unfortunately my initial enthusiasm slowly grew sour, as social media took over society and rewrote its rules for the worse. So I've left a lot of platforms behind over the years, like fucking Facebook, or fucking Twitter. Especially those motherfucking two, mY GOD what a scourge they brought upon us.

But for the moments it shined and made us laugh, or brought us all together, I still also have fond memories of social media, and I still went and looked for that feeling in the fediverse. All those words are part of me, so here they are including ones from deleted accounts, intact in the original cringe of their times. Yes even the current times I'm afraid!!

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FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 26)🇬🇧 english5Twitter

I just tried Google Earth on the Vive and it is one of the most mind blowing experiences I've ever seen https://arvr.google.com/

Google AR & VR | Home
Augmented reality (AR) and Virtual Reality (VR) bridge the digital and physical worlds. They allow you to take in information and content visually, in the same way you take in the world. AR dramatically expands the ways our devices can help with everyday activities like searching for information, shopping, and expressing yourself. VR lets you experience what it's like to go anywhere — from the front row of a concert to distant planets in outer space.
arvr.google.com
FUCK SPEZ
(at 26)🇬🇧 english

#etymology

13Reddit

I'm French and I had no idea that "pas" in our negation form came from the actual "step" word and that people just straight up started using it for everything instead of the normal word. That's completely messed up, I can't wrap my head around why people would start doing that. I even double checked but the dictionary says it's true

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 26)🇬🇧 english5Twitter

If you haven't tried Jest by @fbOpenSource go do it right now, this is the most amazing test runner I've ever used. Everything *just works*

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english22Twitter

Man @blackfireio really got awesome. Really digging how easy it is to profile API calls, CLI commands and all

FUCK SPEZ
(at 25)🇬🇧 english

#movies

705Reddit

I don't even know what CGI you're talking about so it must be a damn good example.

Ben Affleck wasn't really in the movie, it was Matt Damon all along and they CGIed over his face

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english11Twitter

Programming hell is not having no solution to a problem; it's having 20 solutions that are all equally valid

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english21Twitter

"Server overloaded, refresh in a minute" dude you know I'm gonna refresh the fuck out of your page until it works lets not lie to each other

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english14Twitter

You never really realize how many errors can happen on a website until you turn on Bugsnag mail notifications

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english21Twitter

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser then you're brave enough to stop reposting this goddamn analogy

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english11Twitter

Sometimes I wish @github had like a way to display badges besides putting them in the README

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english12Twitter

I want stats on how many people actually give a shit about whether a website uses cookies or not. Seriously.

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english16Twitter

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Explained in Git - The Hashrocket Blog https://hashrocket.com/blog/posts/x-men-days-of-future-past-explained-in-git

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Explained in Git
I went to see X-Men: Days of Future Past last weekend. While having a heated discussion about the logic behind the time travel in the movie with fellow Rocketeer Lucas Galego, we realized that Git provides a great analogy for time travel. So here you have it, the new X-Men movie explained in Git. SPOILER ALERT If you haven't seen the movie yet then you probably shouldn't read this post. There are definitely spoilers here. If you have seen it then read on...
hashrocket.com
FUCK THE ZUCK
(at 24)🇫🇷 françaisFacebook

Pas de téléphone le jour de son anniv': check.

Socials

I've been on various socials over the years, but unfortunately my initial enthusiasm slowly grew sour, as social media took over society and rewrote its rules for the worse. So I've left a lot of platforms behind over the years, like fucking Facebook, or fucking Twitter. Especially those motherfucking two, mY GOD what a scourge they brought upon us.

But for the moments it shined and made us laugh, or brought us all together, I still also have fond memories of social media, and I still went and looked for that feeling in the fediverse. All those words are part of me, so here they are including ones from deleted accounts, intact in the original cringe of their times. Yes even the current times I'm afraid!!

Toggle options
FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 26)🇬🇧 english5Twitter

I just tried Google Earth on the Vive and it is one of the most mind blowing experiences I've ever seen https://arvr.google.com/

Google AR & VR | Home
Augmented reality (AR) and Virtual Reality (VR) bridge the digital and physical worlds. They allow you to take in information and content visually, in the same way you take in the world. AR dramatically expands the ways our devices can help with everyday activities like searching for information, shopping, and expressing yourself. VR lets you experience what it's like to go anywhere — from the front row of a concert to distant planets in outer space.
arvr.google.com
FUCK SPEZ
(at 26)🇬🇧 english

#etymology

13Reddit

I'm French and I had no idea that "pas" in our negation form came from the actual "step" word and that people just straight up started using it for everything instead of the normal word. That's completely messed up, I can't wrap my head around why people would start doing that. I even double checked but the dictionary says it's true

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 26)🇬🇧 english5Twitter

If you haven't tried Jest by @fbOpenSource go do it right now, this is the most amazing test runner I've ever used. Everything *just works*

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english22Twitter

Man @blackfireio really got awesome. Really digging how easy it is to profile API calls, CLI commands and all

FUCK SPEZ
(at 25)🇬🇧 english

#movies

705Reddit

I don't even know what CGI you're talking about so it must be a damn good example.

Ben Affleck wasn't really in the movie, it was Matt Damon all along and they CGIed over his face

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english11Twitter

Programming hell is not having no solution to a problem; it's having 20 solutions that are all equally valid

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 25)🇬🇧 english21Twitter

"Server overloaded, refresh in a minute" dude you know I'm gonna refresh the fuck out of your page until it works lets not lie to each other

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english14Twitter

You never really realize how many errors can happen on a website until you turn on Bugsnag mail notifications

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english21Twitter

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser then you're brave enough to stop reposting this goddamn analogy

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english11Twitter

Sometimes I wish @github had like a way to display badges besides putting them in the README

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english12Twitter

I want stats on how many people actually give a shit about whether a website uses cookies or not. Seriously.

FUCK ELON MUSK
(at 24)🇬🇧 english16Twitter

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Explained in Git - The Hashrocket Blog https://hashrocket.com/blog/posts/x-men-days-of-future-past-explained-in-git

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Explained in Git
I went to see X-Men: Days of Future Past last weekend. While having a heated discussion about the logic behind the time travel in the movie with fellow Rocketeer Lucas Galego, we realized that Git provides a great analogy for time travel. So here you have it, the new X-Men movie explained in Git. SPOILER ALERT If you haven't seen the movie yet then you probably shouldn't read this post. There are definitely spoilers here. If you have seen it then read on...
hashrocket.com
FUCK THE ZUCK
(at 24)🇫🇷 françaisFacebook

Pas de téléphone le jour de son anniv': check.