As an artist I've always loved to see other's creations, especially as I consider art to be in parts a retelling of one's experiences, so I've tried to ingest as much of the world as I could through media.
Opinionated as I am, I've always wanted to share my ideas and reflections on them, in various locations over time that I ended up gathering like all my data at some point. So this is a patchwork of my reviews posted in various places over the years.
It's very incomplete since this gathering work is always ongoing, and there are so many things I meant to say but never typed.
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An awful terrible no good movie, whose only redeeming quality is bearing the name of a greater undethronable movie, and having flying baby sharks. I actually recommend this movie purely for the baby sharks , because they’re cute but mortal.
I wasn't a huge fan of Lights Out. I loved the short but there's something about the full-length that just messed with my suspension of disbelief.
In most ghost movies the people afflicted cannot call on external help because the ghost would not show itself or would try to make said people seem crazy etc. But in this one the ghost just flat out didn't give a single fuck, she could go anywhere anytime, she didn't care about who saw her, she killed cops and stuff. Which kinda made me wonder what was preventing them from getting help, if all it takes is to turn off the light and everybody and their friends can see her then who cares call the fucking national guard.
Also you know she can only attack you in the dark then go buy 50 halogen lamps, 100 candles, a backup generator, whatever, but no they go in with one goddamn candle that any door closing could just blow off. I mean I know it's standard for people in horror movies to make stupid decisions and I usually don't care, not sure why in this case it bothered me a bit more. Maybe because the ghost was so over the top maniac and violent.
J'ai regardé ce film en étant beaucoup décu, avant meme de le commencer, et en le finissant avec un sentiment un peu meilleur. Kevin Williamson est un grand auteur, et il nous a habitué a de grandes histoires riches en rebondissements et assez bien ficelées. Il suffit de repenser a "Scream" ou a "The Faculty". Cependant cette fois, j'ai été un peu décu par le fait que ma premiere idée du/de la...
Ah, RTL9 quand tu nous tient xD ! Ce film est completement pourri, ca ressemble a rien ! La fin est completement nulissime ! Les effet speciaux sont dignes de Shark Attack 3 (et encore, je suis gentil). Je met quand meme 1, parcque c'est tellement mal fait que j'ai bien rit.
En fait, l´histoire se passe sur une ile, trois filles et deux garcons arrivent en retard ! Oh mince ! Et pis quand ils arrivent, tout le monde il est mort ! L´histoire se deroule, et on voit que l´histoire n´a COMPLETEMENT rien a voir avec celle du jeu. Ici, les "Zambayz" (sisi, ils disent comme ca dans le film) viennent d´un ancien conquisatdor espagnol ! Ah si, quand meme, on a le droit a la...
Deja, rien qu'en lisant le titre (si on y arrive), on est tout de suite plongé dans l'ambiance du film Francais qui veut se la jouer a l'Americaine ^^ ! Le film en lui meme, est un film d'action completement immonde qui ne merite meme pas la peine d'etre vu. Bref, Bayeuwoulfe est un film completement a eviter, sauf si on le regarde avec une pointe d'humour (et surtout pour se moquer de Bebert) alors vous risquez de rire a certains moments :p
C'est l'histoire de (!ANIMAL!) geant arrivé de (!LIEU!) a cause de (!SAVANTFOU!' .or. 'MYSTERE!) et qui arrive a cause de (!CRASH' .or. 'ECHAPPE!) la ou ya pleins des gens. Voila le parfait scenario d'une serie Z ^^. Vous vous en doutez, ca va pas chercher loin, mais bon, c'est tellement drole...
As an artist I've always loved to see other's creations, especially as I consider art to be in parts a retelling of one's experiences, so I've tried to ingest as much of the world as I could through media.
Opinionated as I am, I've always wanted to share my ideas and reflections on them, in various locations over time that I ended up gathering like all my data at some point. So this is a patchwork of my reviews posted in various places over the years.
It's very incomplete since this gathering work is always ongoing, and there are so many things I meant to say but never typed.
An awful terrible no good movie, whose only redeeming quality is bearing the name of a greater undethronable movie, and having flying baby sharks. I actually recommend this movie purely for the baby sharks , because they’re cute but mortal.
I wasn't a huge fan of Lights Out. I loved the short but there's something about the full-length that just messed with my suspension of disbelief.
In most ghost movies the people afflicted cannot call on external help because the ghost would not show itself or would try to make said people seem crazy etc. But in this one the ghost just flat out didn't give a single fuck, she could go anywhere anytime, she didn't care about who saw her, she killed cops and stuff. Which kinda made me wonder what was preventing them from getting help, if all it takes is to turn off the light and everybody and their friends can see her then who cares call the fucking national guard.
Also you know she can only attack you in the dark then go buy 50 halogen lamps, 100 candles, a backup generator, whatever, but no they go in with one goddamn candle that any door closing could just blow off. I mean I know it's standard for people in horror movies to make stupid decisions and I usually don't care, not sure why in this case it bothered me a bit more. Maybe because the ghost was so over the top maniac and violent.
J'ai regardé ce film en étant beaucoup décu, avant meme de le commencer, et en le finissant avec un sentiment un peu meilleur. Kevin Williamson est un grand auteur, et il nous a habitué a de grandes histoires riches en rebondissements et assez bien ficelées. Il suffit de repenser a "Scream" ou a "The Faculty". Cependant cette fois, j'ai été un peu décu par le fait que ma premiere idée du/de la...
Ah, RTL9 quand tu nous tient xD ! Ce film est completement pourri, ca ressemble a rien ! La fin est completement nulissime ! Les effet speciaux sont dignes de Shark Attack 3 (et encore, je suis gentil). Je met quand meme 1, parcque c'est tellement mal fait que j'ai bien rit.
En fait, l´histoire se passe sur une ile, trois filles et deux garcons arrivent en retard ! Oh mince ! Et pis quand ils arrivent, tout le monde il est mort ! L´histoire se deroule, et on voit que l´histoire n´a COMPLETEMENT rien a voir avec celle du jeu. Ici, les "Zambayz" (sisi, ils disent comme ca dans le film) viennent d´un ancien conquisatdor espagnol ! Ah si, quand meme, on a le droit a la...
Deja, rien qu'en lisant le titre (si on y arrive), on est tout de suite plongé dans l'ambiance du film Francais qui veut se la jouer a l'Americaine ^^ ! Le film en lui meme, est un film d'action completement immonde qui ne merite meme pas la peine d'etre vu. Bref, Bayeuwoulfe est un film completement a eviter, sauf si on le regarde avec une pointe d'humour (et surtout pour se moquer de Bebert) alors vous risquez de rire a certains moments :p
C'est l'histoire de (!ANIMAL!) geant arrivé de (!LIEU!) a cause de (!SAVANTFOU!' .or. 'MYSTERE!) et qui arrive a cause de (!CRASH' .or. 'ECHAPPE!) la ou ya pleins des gens. Voila le parfait scenario d'une serie Z ^^. Vous vous en doutez, ca va pas chercher loin, mais bon, c'est tellement drole...