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galère à trouver tout le monde sur Facebook bordel
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I've been on various socials over the years, but unfortunately my initial enthusiasm slowly grew sour, as social media took over society and rewrote its rules for the worse. So I've left a lot of platforms behind over the years, like fucking Facebook, or fucking Twitter. Especially those motherfucking two, mY GOD what a scourge they brought upon us.
But for the moments it shined and made us laugh, or brought us all together, I still also have fond memories of social media, and I still went and looked for that feeling in the fediverse. All those words are part of me, so here they are including ones from deleted accounts, intact in the original cringe of their times. Yes even the current times I'm afraid!!
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a trouvé une alternance \o/
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[insert witty comment about the new year]
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Hey I ran into an old friend today. A truck.
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yeah enfin en vacan— oh wait
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# Nothing is better than eternal happiness. # A ham sandwich is better than nothing. # Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness
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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them they die.
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iiiii ils m'ont fait des cadeaux au taf, trop osome \o/
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Aaand 500 picz left to print... yaaaay
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Ahaha bon assez déconné les vacances peuvent commenc—awww wait, dammit
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Essayer de parler quand Facebook déconne c'est un peu comme essayer de parler à travers un ventilateur dans un tunnel. Sous un train. Avec un forfait voyelles.
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« Ok I think I speak for all of us when I say we're lazy and incompetent. We're fucking handicapped. Leave it to the police, they're paid to get shot » Misfits – ou comment filer des pouvoirs aux persos de Skins
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Concert de Gospeed You! Black Emperor ce soir, FUCK YEAH
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Amazon.de/prime, livre aux emos partout à travers le monde
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Vient de passer le dernier exam blanc de sa vie \o/
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Smart : n.f. Véhicule crée dans l'unique but de faire croire qu'une place de parking est libre jusqu'à arriver un mètre devant
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"Alors c'est nous qui allons devoir refaire le site de l'ILEC" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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FUKC DYSLSEXCI PEPLOE
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Finir une planche de projet pro. Faire un trou dedans en gommant l'ébauche. :pokerface:
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Attends patiemment dans la salle avec ses planches. Oh hey mais vous étiez déjà dans mon jury pour le book non ? Ahahhah. Ah ah. Ah. Oh shi—
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PUTAIN DE VOITURE DE MERDE
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I used to drive an horrible Clio but then I took an Opel in the knee.
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Pendant ce temps sur le champ de bataille.
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FOOOOD
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/o/
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PARCE QU'ELLES CONTIENNENT DE L'AMIDON
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YÉ SOUIS CONGELÉÉÉÉ
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Cette petite joie de voire un panneau d'info "Accès difficile" après 2h30 de bouchons. TU M'EN DIRAS TANT >:3
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willm
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PETIDÉJEUNÉ D'ANNIVERSAIIIRE /o/
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Bathroom for girls and crab people only.
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Mesdames et messieurs, les mannequins de vitrine les plus flippants de l'histoire de la création.
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WALA JE L'AI MON BTS MAINTENANT FOUTEZ-MOI TOUS LA PAIX, JE VEUX FAIRE DU DODO §§ ET DES CALINS (non pas toi Tydask).
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Cette pastèque vous aime mesdames et messieurs ♥
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Quand je vois des sites comme ça avec le symbole de l'éducation nationale, je meurs un peu.
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LA PATATE LA PLUS GRAAANDE DU MONDE
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Enlever toutes ses cordes de guitare pour les changer. Se rendre compte que le nouveau paquet est déjà entamé, qu'il manque des cordes dedans, et que c'est le dernier paquet. #firstworldproblems
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Moi j'ai un nouvel iPhone. EN COCHOULAT \o/
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PANCAAAAAAAAAKES
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You can't have more than one instance of this bottle
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http://engineering.appfolio.com/2012/11/16/css-architecture/ "It’s time to evaluate CSS the same way we evaluate every other part of the application" – on CSS architecture
CSS Architecture — Engineering Blog
To many Web developers, being good at CSS means you can take a visual mock-up and replicate it perfectly in code. You don't use tables, and you pride yourself on using as few images as possible. If you're really good, you use the latest and greatest techniques like media queries, transitions and tra
engineering.appfolio.com
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Caca.
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Weird to say but I’m learning songs a lot easier and faster with @Rocksmithgame than I ever did with classic tabs. Colors change everything.
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Et de 3 /o/
me me me
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The right way to handle infinite scrolling http://eviltrout.com/2013/02/16/infinite-scrolling-that-works.html
Infinite Scrolling that Works
Shortly after we began working together on Discourse, Jeff wrote a post about infinite scrolling. At first, I was surprised at how many people claimed to hate sites that used it. However, after …
eviltrout.com
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Mozilla sucks at zoology http://www.hteumeuleu.fr/chez-mozilla-ils-sont-nuls-en-zoologie/
Chez Mozilla ils sont nuls en zoologie – HTeuMeuLeu
www.hteumeuleu.fr
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http://everyfuckingwebsite.com/ Every fucking website ever
every fucking website.
You can generate a website. You cannot generate a soul. A short essay in two screens.
everyfuckingwebsite.com
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THE HORROR... THE HORROR
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"La jute sèche" ...mais c'est dégeulasse !
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I bet you guys had no idea how many fucking different units there was in CSS http://css-tricks.com/the-lengths-of-css/
The Lengths of CSS | CSS-Tricks
There are quite a few properties in CSS that take a length as a value. The box model properties are the obvious ones: width, height, margin, padding, border.
css-tricks.com